How to make your patner love football

Most women find it difficult to understand the game of football. Their patners compond their woes by finding it difficult to explain the game to them. Buy hera football jersey ; explain to her that it makes you feel proud when you both are on same uniform. Tell her before hand that you would like her to put on the jersey on "saturday" when chelsea is supposed to play. On that day, insist she wears it through out. Get a football in the house -once a while engage her in a football throw. If you want to leave money for her, place it under the ball . You can write " i love u" or other message on the ball. Use ball as a bedium of communication.this is to make her realise that football is not just a game. Use football terms when talking non football matters- is your sister pregnant, tell her "sister agnes just scored a goal"..if she asks for a favor, tell her OFFSIDE INstead of No.if shs annoys you, say "yellow card" The essence of all these is to make her used to football terms to make it easier when u want to teach her. USE it as a means of reconcillation : did you both just engage in a quarell where you both are snubing each other,? If yes, suprise her. After your teams success in a match, come back home, carry her up and throw her on the bed. Appologise you are wrong, and promise to make it up. Grant her her wish. This is to make her know that football changes your mood for the better. TEACH HER ; after all these, she will understand that she comes second to football in your life.she would have no choice than to join in your happiness. Dont be suprise when she asks you to teach her the game. She is now willing to learn. When teaching her start small. From the basics. Sketch the field on a paper .write down basics for her.be patient.you can take a month. USE HER LANGUAGE TO EXPLAIN .:USE REAL LIFE EXAMPLES. IF she is a religious,tell her a goalkeeper prevents ball from entering post just as God prevents devil from harming her. If she is romantic, tell ker striker inserts ball in the net just as you insert your rod on her ppppp......